Old, ugly, 50 something, shaves occasionally, needs to be in better shape, opinionated, poor speler, likes to be a troublemaker, laughs too much, is politically incorrect in that he admires and respects free-willed, loving and independent people.

UPDATE:

My friends would probably say that if I stopped wasting my time on these stoopid sites...had a shower more than 1x a month and found a job that I would likely find a woman that would put up with my constant drooling and scratching and live happily ever after! And they were half right... I did find a good woman without sacrificing my low standard of personal hygiene.... but hey... sometimes we get lucky!!!!