Short, fat, bald white man, one beautiful, intelligent daughter, one obsession: the outdoors and conservation of natural resources!

Secondary obsessions: editing and writing in the English language, baseball and other athletic activities, participating for fun and supporting college and professional athletics involving people who play or have played for Louisiana Tech University (Bradshaw, Malone, Rattay, Roaf, Millsap, Slaughter, Segui, Ford and many others).