Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here

Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you

Listen first things first let me hang up the coat

Yeah how was your day today

Did you miss me

You did? Yeah? I missed you too

I missed you so much I followed you today

That's right now close your mouth

'Cause you cold busted

Now just sit down here, sit down here

I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do

You know my first impulse was to run up on you

And do a Rambo

I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you

But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat

So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled

I called up the bank and took out every dime.

Than I cancelled all your credit cards...

I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!

Don't go lookin in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is

packed up and waiting for you in the guest room.

What were you thinking?

You don't mess with the Juice!

I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.

I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice.

'Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.

And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .

Until then, you know what you gotta do?

You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,

punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.

'Cause you dismissed!

That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids,

don't you know that.

You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!

This is my world.

You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!

Now get on outta here. Scat!

Don't touch that coat !!!!

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and yeah, i have no idea why i just quoted Oran "Juice" Jones. i guess some lyrics are timeless.