Hmm. I have a wicked sense of humor. I like turf and surf, in that order. I like to walk on the beach with wind in my heart and good thoughts in my hair.

Can I be more banal? Okay, how about this: I enjoy wearing kilts. I'm a naturally curious person. I like a good photo, which brings us to this place. I like pics of men in kilts. I'm funny that way. What can I say? I blame it on a guy named Allen. But that's another story for another day.