Leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake, Absent Minded Waitress has roamed North America with vigor and abandon. A classic femme fatale, her strategy is comparable to that of the black widow, using her not insignificant assets to lure unsuspecting men to their doom. Her guise is simple. With a cunning array of fan… Read more

Leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake, Absent Minded Waitress has roamed North America with vigor and abandon. A classic femme fatale, her strategy is comparable to that of the black widow, using her not insignificant assets to lure unsuspecting men to their doom. Her guise is simple. With a cunning array of fantastically created pillows, she uses flashing colors and loud noises to lure the male into a state of induced hypnosis. From there it but a simple matter of rewiring his neural cortex, something akin to child's play for the Absent Minded Waitress due to her uncommon dexterity with the sowing needle. The surgery complete, the male is added to her growing army of lovelorn, and when the time is right, she will call upon them to rise up and take the world for her very own. Beware!