Started Photography in 1969. Then life interfered until about 4 years ago. Retired and took up the camera again.

 

As we traveled, I took hundreds of pics every day. Usually, 2 or 3 were good.

 

Then, a friend showed me how to work Photoshop. A new world opened up and this is now my Brand New Hobby !!!

 

 

Marc The Original

 

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat - retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Afghan refugees, I write award-winning operas and I manage my time efficiently.

 

Occasionally, I thread water for three days in a row.

 

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflaging speed and I can cook 30 Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am a expert in Stucco, a Veteran in love and an Outlaw in Peru.

 

Using only a hoe and a medium size glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious Red Army Ants. I play Bluegrass Cello, was once scouted by the Mets and am the subject of numerous documentaries.

 

When i am bored, I design and build suspension bridges in my back yard. I enjoy Urban Hang Gliding, and on Wednesdays I repair small electrical appliances free of charge.

 

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of Corduroy evening wear. You will have an opportunity to see it in the next 007 flic.

 

I do not Perspire ---EVER !

 

I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been "Caller Number Nine" and have won the free weekend passes. I bat 400.

 

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame and respect in the International Botany Circles. Children and Pets like me.

 

I can hurl hockey sticks at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I have read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one sitting and stil had time to paint the dining room in time for a cocktail party that evening.

 

I know the exact location of every item in the Supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for my Government.

 

I sleep once a week, in a chair. The laws of Physics do not apply to me.

 

While on vacation in Mexico, I succesfully negotiated with a group of bandits who had seized a small bakery.

 

I balance, I weave, I dodge and my bills are all paid. On the weekend, I participate in full-contact origami.

 

A few years ago, I discovered the True Meaning of Life, but forgot to write it down. I make extraordinary four course meals, using only a spatula and Toaster Oven.

 

I breed prize-winning Clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, went cliff diving in Sri-Lanka and have won the Kremlin Spelling Bee.

 

I have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery and have spoken to Elvis.

 

I am HUMBLE !!!