I know a testimonial is supposed to be written about a person, but I am going to write mine TO him. My Dearest Pfalcon-6, What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? Oh...right...I forgot...you came here to see me and my antics. That explains why you don't come around often....you're afraid of what you mi… Read more

I know a testimonial is supposed to be written about a person, but I am going to write mine TO him. My Dearest Pfalcon-6, What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? Oh...right...I forgot...you came here to see me and my antics. That explains why you don't come around often....you're afraid of what you might see! What am I allowed to say about you?....not much! Let's see....let's talk about your posted photos.... They're so....minimalist! You say so much with so little! If a picture is worth a thousand words you've said....nothing...crickets! I see you count me as Friend and Family - that's good because I am! I count you as Friend and Family...that's right - you are! You are brilliant around here when you show up. It's a great day for you when you remember which account is yours...and then the password....deep exhale....just give it to me and I'll remind you of it when you need it....which is almost never! :D You fine sir, are a wonderful human being. All things considered...you're AWESOME! Let's continue putting up with each other forever! Sincerely, Your non–obscene but sometimes extreme, Never want to be mean so as to not make a scene so others don’t have to intervene. Not wide but not perfectly lean (somewhere in between). Never watched Paula Dean Or saw myself in a magazine. My thumb ain’t green but I eat green cuisine. I’m crisp and clean thanks to lots of Listerine. I do stupid stuff fast like a machine when I’m drinking caffeine. Sometimes act like I'm fifteen. I dress up for Halloween Scary = me without makeup - best not seen. I’ve never taken Dramamine. Never been on a list of Dean. Love, Your Vanilla Bean Queen