I am not normal and proud of it.

I am a technophile (as in technology; i do not like most post-'70s techno music, because i am not strung out on crack and meth).

I am a lazy amateur musician.

Age: old-enough ; sex: yes ; location: anywhere

My pseudonym is deceptive. I am not german, and speak only scraps of the language.

Mein Pseudonym ist trügerisch. Ich bin nicht deutsch und spreche nur Schrotte von der Sprache.