I'm an artist. And I don't mean I'm a waiter. Or starving. I pick up brushes, squirt out paint, squint a little, and make marks on canvas. Then people give me lots of money and I start it all over again. If I'm not squirting and squinting, then I am being like John Malkovich. Yes, puppets. People give me money for those too. And pay me in Euros and Yens and stuff. Sometimes my shows are under water, sometimes there's a bunch of noisy opera singers.