To tell you a little about myself:

K walified to be the one who gets the mayoral job done

W orking like a dog for y'all

A mazing in abilities

M iraculous in beating down the crime rates

E verything that the people of Detroit already are

IF Y'ALL GOT ANY GOOD PHOTOS OF ME, SEND THEM 2 ME PLZ!!!

Here's some fan email:

"Kwame: Glad to see you're out there with your real life - like the rest of us. I'm sure Carlita is most always right- but not this time. Good to see you on Flickr..." (name omitted)

"Kwame: I enjoyed your page and your family photos were touching. However, I don't know why you use so much profanity..." (name omitted)

Thanks, but I gotta say I got my style from Coleman!!! Can't quote me here, I'm off tha clock!!!

See, I may be more intelligent and majestic, but in the end, I'm just like you and I love this place. PEACE.