I have absolutely nothing to say about this ridiculous man

I want to pick 5olly up, put him in my pocket and take him home to play with.

I was having second thoughts after adding 5olly to my contacts BUT THEN he showed us his hairy nipples. I'm sorry I waited so long.

Like a man out of time, 5olly reminds me of a Victorian Gent, born within the bells of Portmeirion and the bastard love-child of Terry Thomas and Olly Reed.

he's top banana!

when i first met him in the real world the first words out of his mouth where "why have you not added me as a flickr contact you cunt" you have to love anyone that rude!

There are only about a handful of people in Flickrdom I aspire to one day meet in person. 5olly may or may not be one of them.

He bullied me into doing this. I think he has ginger pubes.

If his loving is only half as good as his photography than I truly feel sorry for his lover.

5olly keeps it so real, he should be funded as an NGO. love you baby.

5olly has the biggest cock I've ever seen. Seriously, it's like a can of lager with a dog's head on the end.

I am in love with 5olly.

Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. But, then again, just look at him. What a man.

Oh, that 5olly! It's a little known fact that he was already a photo enthusiast in the days before the digital camera. And what jolly times it were. He often came over from his cramped flat just to park his reproduction equipment in my back passage.

Since meeting 5olly my life has finally found much needed meaning, like a ray of light illuminating a hedgehog during a particularly bad storm. Think about it.

I'm 25 and single, really. 5olly is a man with a name like a numberplate and a face like a bag of turnips.

5olly scares me. I have bad dreams about him.

5olly recently won the nobel prize for pioneering science that has finally made scratch and sniff photography a reality for us all. He won't buy me a booze with the prize money though :(

5olly doesnt use a camera, he stares long and hard at the subject and commits the scene to memory, then sticks a usb cable up his arse to upload them, thats why his pics are a bit blurry.

If I think about 5olly, I have to walk around for bit.

The only honest man on flickr. Outside of flickr, however, he is a lying git. He even lied to Konnie Huq, and only a *real* shit would do that..

The best ever Überkatzen photographer on Flickr, 5olly has identified with this most understated and undertagged of animals in a remarkable manner. Salutations dear fellow.

Great bloke in real life. A misunderstood genius on Flickr.

We need fewer photos of 5olly's massive face. He is ugly.

seems like a laff and a half i met him once... no it's true!!!

5olly's method of photography - pointing his camera at what he wants a picture of and taking a picture - is deceptively simple, but has influenced more or less every other Flickr member. The photographic world owes him a huge debt. Mainly £34.10.

I've only met 5olly once, but he truly touched me. on the boob.

5olly loves Andrew and takes many a good photo of him. 5olly really knows how to get the best out of his favourite subject and is not ashamed to do so with the worst of cameras.