Howdy to everybody out there, particularly those of you who found my photos because of the "Chinglish" story on the BBC!

I'm having a fine old time here in China, teaching English, taking photos, and hanging out with the natives. I speak Chinese, but once in a while say things like, "I want fried noodles with no garbage," and "My air conditioner is dripping blood." In other words, I screw up my Chinese as badly as as the English in some of my photos. (Really, I wanted noodles with no hot pepper, and my air conditioner, thank goodness, was only dripping water.)