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I have known Paul Haines for 11.5 years now. In that time I have found him to be arrogant and obnoxious, but at times we do see a hint of sensitivity, like when he saw an old man on tv recently congratulate his grandchild for losing lots of weight on The Biggest Loser and he shed a tear.... He is a doting dad and lovin… Read more

I have known Paul Haines for 11.5 years now. In that time I have found him to be arrogant and obnoxious, but at times we do see a hint of sensitivity, like when he saw an old man on tv recently congratulate his grandchild for losing lots of weight on The Biggest Loser and he shed a tear.... He is a doting dad and loving husband. He is a talented writer. But best of all, Paul Haines does excellent smelling farts.

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April 27, 2007