There are make-up stains on the sides of all my jeans.

Something is always wrong with me, but let's pretend I never said that.

Even if I wear the same clothes, I never look exactly the same.

My knowledge is extensive, but I know small amounts of information having to do with a huge amount of different topics.

At times, I consider myself a smoker. Other times I despise the smell and can't get anywhere near a cigarrette.

Patience is a virtue, one that I do not possess. But, I've learned to extend my short temper, and blow steam later.

Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim.