Hey, I'm hard at work here, writing a 251-page novel that the critics will all say amounts to "little more" than a character study of smartypants twenty-odd-year-old male, circa early 21st c. This guy reads thick books, makes a mean curry, has incisive things to say about David Eggers, looks damn gnatty in a sweatshirt… Read more

Hey, I'm hard at work here, writing a 251-page novel that the critics will all say amounts to "little more" than a character study of smartypants twenty-odd-year-old male, circa early 21st c. This guy reads thick books, makes a mean curry, has incisive things to say about David Eggers, looks damn gnatty in a sweatshirt, and has a barrel-deep stock of humorous accents. Kalle, baby, you're an inspiration: the only boy I know with a truly protagonist-worthy personality.