hi there! my name is patti simone and I currently live in hickory hills, illinois near hickory hills west motel (wink wink). im about 5'1"' tall and weigh about 130 pounds. i dont know my measurements but i wear a size 36C bra (closer to a D cup), medium panties and generally am a size 6-8. um, yeah, i also wear size 7 shoes. i went to amos alonzo high school in palos hills, illinois and it is actually one big blurr. i have memories of smoking in the bathroom with Joanne Letcky and Elaine Stratakos. and of course, in school with Maraz. my first time was with a guy named sam citro (boy did his life go south). and then i went to the university of mass in lowell and graduated in 1993, majoring in english lit with a minor in history.

I think i need to stop having sex and just cut off my clitoris, its an albatross around my neck. I hate the fact that I am so horny all the time. the last time I was in vegas, my friend carri and I picked up some guys and brought them back up to our room. Carri let her guy bend her over the bathroom sink and fuck her from behind while mine fucked me silly in one of the beds. When carri’s guy was through with her he came out and forced his cock in my mouth as my guy was doing me doggy-style because carri doesn’t believe in giving blow-jobs to guys she just met. boy do I miss vegas. And then one time at work, after everybody left for the day, I let one of my supervisors, scott, fuck me on his office floor. I really liked him and shouldve let him blow his load down my throat but my head kept banging against his garbage can and it kinda spoiled the mood. Oh well, maybe next time. I was molested at 9 & then again at 14. I showed two little kids when I was 11 what I was taught. I played house with them just like I was shown how to play house. And then I was raped at 19. I guess it was my fault because we were drinking and I may have led him on. he and I went into one of bedrooms and started making out. i had a short skirt on so he pushed me down on the bed, held me there with one arm, flipped my skirt up and ripped my panties off with the other and then he shoved his hard cock right into my pussy and started pounding for all he was worth. on second thought, maybe it wasn’t all that bad.

okay, now my faults. i dont like it when a guy calls me sweetie, honey, cutie, gorgeous, babe, sexy or any other stupid name they think of because they cant remember my real name. its patti! i like to be in control outside the bedroom and some people have even called me a control-freak but i don’t think im that bad. you can decide that for yourself. I also feel my shoulders are too broad for a woman’s and i think i may need braces. oh yeah, andevery relationship that ive been in, ive cheated on my boyfriend at least three or four times. I guess that’s the price you pay with being horny all the time. um, I don’t discriminate either. as long as your cock is big and u know how to use it, i could care less what nationality you are! um, that’s that!

and now about sex. okay, here it is: though ive never been with a woman before, i am very much bi-curious. in fact, one of my fantasies is to catch my boyfriend getting a blowjob from another woman. and when he sees me standing there, he asks me to cum and show her how its really done (because im that good at sucking my man into bliss) and then we can all have some fun together. i dont like it when a man is afraid to tell me the things he wants to do to me or have me do to him. i also dont like it when he tries to sweet talk me with the things he thinks i want to hear (like how long of a tongue he has or how he can make me feel soooo good). what i want to hear is confidence from him on the things he wants and needs. nothing turns me on more than hearing about what hes going to do to me simply because he wants to derive pleasure from me (im getting wet just thinking about it). and because of everything that ive been through in my life, i like to be forced, NOT asked, to do the things that you want me to do. i don’t like it when a guy goes down on me and then hopes that ill take care of him afterwards! i mean if you want me to give you a blowjob, then all you have todo is just grab me by the back of my head and force your cock down my throat; ill take care of the rest after that (provided that you continue to hold my head in place). and if you just want to fuck me, then all you have to do is flip me over doggy-style and start going to town on me. if I start to squirm or get away, all you have to do is grab my waist (or my breasts) with both hands and start fucking me harder so i cant. Id also prefer that you don’t fuck my asshole but if you really want to, then who am I to stop you (fyi: because I really want to do the things that a proper woman shouldn’t, forcing me gives me takes the guilt away for going through with it anyways). simply put, I like it when a man who knows what he wants and just takes it! lastly and most importantly, I really want my man to be proud of me and the things I do in the bedroom. so if he wants to brag about me to his friends about how good I am in bed, that’s fine with me. and if they don’t believe him, he can, and should, invite them all over (at least twice a week) so that they can see and experience me for themselves. since the most ive had before was 2 guys, who i outlasted, i want to try 3 or 4 at the same time (although i do dream about having more than that lined up waiting to take advantage of me and ravish me). the more the merrier i always say. that would let me know that men find me very desirable and that they really want me and just gotta have me! Do you think thats wrong?

um, that’s everything but let me know if you want to know something else! oh yeah, i just love my new gold nissan sentra! its wonderful!

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