I'm a hateful mean person who often scowls even when close friends call me on the phone, but Bakerina is the one person I'm always pleased to have around. Often times she is literally the only person I am happy to talk to. She restores my faith in humanity. And makes a mean bunch of gingerbread waffles.

i once was blind but now i see, all thanks to bakerina. she's amazing. picks me up when i'm feelin blue. has forever changed the meaning of bread she has, i'm talking bread with cleavage: such are the ways of this woman.

Bakerina is a juicy fruit cup, just taken from the 'fridge and set out to be admired and warmed to just below room temp. Look closely and you'll see water beads dancing across her ripe sweet-... I like Bakerina. She's good.