i like to fight, like to fuck, and am terrible at both - i speak several foreign languages, but only when highly contaminated with my own special blend of scotch and lighter fluid (i know, what''s the fuckin' difference, right?)... one day maybe i'll graduate from pirate school and get my own parrot - for now, it's just the academic sea for me.

  • JoinedJuly 2004
  • Occupationprofessional sailor and student
  • HometownPNW

Testimonials

hickeymad says:

Sailor Bryan is aptly named. He drinks, belches, farts cusses and (from what I hear) Fucks like a sailor. Too bad it was Gilligan they were talking about...No, I'm kidding...this guy is a real hero- even rescues rich wussy asses from certain death at sea in the dangerous waters off of New Jersy. If you ever meet thi… Read more

Sailor Bryan is aptly named. He drinks, belches, farts cusses and (from what I hear) Fucks like a sailor. Too bad it was Gilligan they were talking about...No, I'm kidding...this guy is a real hero- even rescues rich wussy asses from certain death at sea in the dangerous waters off of New Jersy. If you ever meet this guy in person- whap him real hard because it will take more than just a tap to get his, usually drunk ass attention...

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July 22, 2004