+.,~ღAlexღKaira ღDeidara♀ + ♂ = ♥Blonde Bastard♥▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀♥ღмя.Aятiѕт~.,+™

 

1. Give him a pair of 70's styled bug eyed looking glasses, a seeing eye dog, and a cane.

 

2. Fan glomp him in public shouting,"Oh my gosh! It's Itachi Uchiha!" that way all the fangirls go on a rampage after him.

 

3. Smile at him and hug him saying,"Awww...you look sad...you needs a hug."

 

4. Run in his room at 2:00 in the morning shouting,"Sasuke's here! He's here! He's here!" When Itachi makes his way, blindly mind you, out to find Sasuke, follow him and reply,"Oops. My bad. My eye sight must be failing about as bad as yours is."

 

5. Tease him with dango when he has a massive tooth ache.

 

6. Eat all the dango and blame it on Hidan.

 

7. Laugh when Hidan gets his ass kicked, then tell Itachi Deidara ate it all instead.

 

8. Laugh harder when Itachi gets his ass blown all to pieces.

 

9. tell leader Itachi got Konan pregnant.

 

10. Laugh when leader gets pissed and tries to mame Itachi. Then run like hell because Itachi and Konan WILL try to murder you.

 

11. Switch his shampoo with vegetable oil.

 

12. Steal all his brushes and combs.

 

13. Knot his pony tail up. He can't brush his hair because you took his brushes and combs =]

 

14. Do his nails for him. Only you use pink nail polish instead!

 

15. Offer to get rid of his split ends for him, then chop off his pony tail, spike up his hair in the back and smile saying,"Now you look exactly like Sasuke."

 

16. Transform into Sasuke then proceed to say,"Now Brother...I have fostered my hatred for you all these years...You will DIE!!!!" Then when Itachi is ready to battle, change back, grinning,"Nah...just kidding.." Run like the devil cause Itachi's going to Amaterasu your ass.

 

17. Get a pokemon ball and throw it at him shouting,"Weasel I choose you!"

 

18. Somehow trap him in a genjutsu where theres millions and millions on Tobi's all around him saying,"I'm not touching you...."

 

19. Laugh at him when he runs around screaming trying to escape Tobi and ends up smacking into a wall because he's so blind.

 

20. Have Tobi go ask him how babies are made.

 

21. Say "yo momma" jokes about his dead mother.

 

22. Sing, "She's a lady" when he walks by.

 

23. Set and stare at him for long hours, when he asks, or rather demands what you're looking at, reply." Ah nothing really. I was looking at you and i immediatley thought of Sasuke...you guys sure do look alot alike doncha?"

 

24. Feed him carrots telling him they're good for his eyesight.

 

25. Go tell Kisame Itachi wants to go out with him.

 

26. Laugh as Kisame and Itachi are leaving for their date. WARNING: Do not look into Itachi's eyes...he'll Tsukuyomi your ass.

 

27. Tell Itachi, Leader made him temporary leader for a while. At the next Akatsuki meeting, laugh when Itachi gets his ass kicked up one side and down the other for setting in Leader's chair.

 

28. Video tape him brushing out Deidara's hair and accuse him of playing dress-up with him. Show the tape to the Akatsuki. Then run like hell when Deidara tries to bomb you and when Itachi tries to Amaterasu your ass...AGAIN!

 

29. Grab a hold of Itachi's pony tail and pull to it saying,"Pony tails are hot."

 

30. Get a couple of Akatsuki members to transform into his parents or dead family members, then when he's asleep at night, sneak into his room and "haunt" him.

 

31. When you see Itachi, pur and growl, then proceed to say,"She's a tiger.." then run like hell. (if you've watched the movie mystery men then you'll know what this means LOL)

 

I do NOT recommend you try these. If you wish to live to see the next sunrise...Just...stay away from Itachi period. =| If you even so much as look at him the wrong way he'll go all Amaterasu on your ass. Seriously.

 

...Blonde bastard...Better not have any sick plans involving me and him...Pervert...I should castrate him...Save the female population from ever being troubled again...

 

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