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I am an umbrella and button crazy lunatic. I collect expensive sports cars, I have a pet peacock,and his name is Popcorn. One thing I can't stand is when other people play my CDs and don't put them back in their cases or when other people push the elevator button. I beleive as a photographer my job is to capture the world through my eyes and share it with the people around me...capture and leave it the way you found it.

I like art and I have seen (in person) Maxwell Parish work. I like sniffing sharpies and drinking Aqueus Martinis. I like Chanel,Dior,Marc Jacobs, and Michael Kors. "I laugh when you laugh,I cry when you cry,I point and giggle when you jump of a cliff."

I love music... Aeorosmith, Coldplay, Beatles, Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, Beyonce, Gloria Estafan, Bon Jovi, Pet Shop Boys, Katrina and the Waves, Hootie and the Blowfish, Kool and the Gang, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper The Bee Gees, The Rolling Stones,Journey, Keiko Matsui, Abba, Black Eyed Peas, Queen, Prince, Earth Wind And Fire, Billy Idol, Eagles, Bow Wow Wow, Enigma, Kate Bush, Elton John, AC/DC and Lady Gaga... Just to name a few. I hate wire hangers! Please email me if you comment on any of my pictures via flickrmail. I love to laugh :D!!!

 

 

An Interveiw with 5thbeatle:

 

Journalist : 5thbeatle, I’d like to start by asking if 5thbeatle is a name you use only for your flickr account?

 

5thbeatle: What do you think?

  

Journalist : Can you tell us your real name?

 

5thbeatle: Ha ha. You’re very funny. You should do comedy.

    

Journalist : Okay, moving on. Is it true you are the greatest photographer of all time?

 

5thbeatle: Yes. Yes, absolutely.

   

Journalist : In your opinion, you mean.

 

5thbeatle: I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.

  

Journalist: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.

 

5thbeatle: I’ll think about forgiving you.

  

Journalist: It’s well known that you are a lover of many generes of music. To what do you attribute this passion?

 

5thbeatle: Good taste and my parents.

  

Journalist: Who were your parents?

 

5thbeatle: Regular people with excellent taste in music.

  

Journalist: Where are they now?

 

5thbeatle: I thought we were here to interview me,not my parents! They are in the south of France at the moment.

  

Journalist: Why are you scared of mayonnaise?

 

5thbeatle: I almost drowned in a bottle once. I ordered it at a restaurant and it came with a CRUST! Also, it’s disgusting!

  

Journalist: Where have you lived?

 

5thbeatle: I have lived in Paris and Cannes,France,also in the South Pacific for a short time.

 

Journalist: You lived in the ocean?!?!?!?!

 

5thbeatle: On a small island surrounded by ocean. Really,you're brain,unfolded wouldn't even cover an elevator button.

  

Journalist: And where do you live now?

 

5thbeatle: In New York City.

  

Journalist: What’s your favorite animal?

 

5thbeatle: To eat?

   

Journalist: 5thbeatle!!!

 

5thbeatle: Just kidding! What happened to your sense of humor?!? Tigers,Dragons, and Panthers.

   

Journalist: You mean, if dragons are real.

 

5thbeatle: Have you read any books? You should consider that, in your microscopic brain.

  

Journalist: 5thbeatle?

 

5thbeatle: Fine, we’re past the insults.

   

Journalist: How old are you?

 

5thbeatle: I can’t tell you that.

   

Journalist: Why not?

 

5thbeatle: Just move on to the next question!

   

Journalist: Okay. Who are your heroes?

 

5thbeatle: Coco Chanel,Ralph Luaren,Giorgio Armani,and of course the Beatles!

   

Journalist: Some say you are 13 a year old girl.

 

5thbeatle: They also say I’m a highly intelligent chimpanzee.

   

Journalist: Did you say highly intelligent?

 

5thbeatle: Are you here to interview me or insult me? Besides, I thought we were past the insults.

  

Journalist: Sorry.

 

5thbeatle: You better be!

   

Journalist: Why are you so aloof?

 

5thbeatle: My policy is to gather information, not to dispense it like a gumball machine.

    

Journalist: You wouldn’t go against your moral code to tell me your real name?

 

5thbeatle: Um, can anyone say NO?!?! You are not worth it!

  

Journalist: On your profile it says that you collect sports cars,is that true?

 

5thbeatle: Yes. Why would I put something there that wan't true?

  

Journalist: What dead person would you like to have lunch with?

 

5thbeatle: Would you have lunch with a dead person??

  

Journalist: We’re not here to talk about me.

 

5thbeatle: Right. Okay, Frank Lloyd Wright. He was such a great architect. And maybe Grace Kelley.

   

Journalist: Some say you don’t want to reveal your name because you’re embarrassed by it.

 

5thbeatle: I don’t think that… *coughs* Well, I…

  

Journalist: Can you tell me your real name?

 

Me: No.

  

Journalist: Please.

 

5thbeatle: What part of "no" don't you get?

  

Journalist: Stop with the mono syllabic answers.

 

5thbeatle: Sorry.

  

Journalist: The readers would like to know,please tell us!

 

5thbeatle: I can't do that.

 

Likes : Cheese; plastic; screwdrivers; buses; motorways; cute pencil sharpeners; paper bags; newpapers; brown paper bags; cellophine; glueguns; penicillin; standing in boiling water ; cauliflowers; strange dreams; the colours orange and blue; potato roots;making fun of cutlery; collecting finger nail polish; beautiful chisels; rusted blades; porcelain lawn mowers; collecting bottle caps;car keys; making necklaces out of penlids;

 

Dislikes : Liars; obsessive wierdos with alot of psychological disorders; picture stealers, online stalkers/lurkers, headaches; nasty malicious people; queues; being restricted; highschool drama from grown adults; unfriendly people; bad pronounciation/grammar, copycats, nutjobs, fiddles bad ebay sellers and fakers. I have absolutely zero interest or time for it.

 

alice begged me to put this on here....

  

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[Please do NOT use any of my pictures without my permission. Just ask, I'm very friendly! But this INCLUDES any commercial use, your website, blog, book, etc. If I find any use of my photography, and you did not receive my written permission, I will ask you to remove it. Thank you!]