I have known Murphaldo for over 15 years and can honestly say that l would have no hesitation in having him arrested on trumped up charges and birched by a taciturn man in a string vest and sock suspenders at the first available opportunity. That said, he made an excellent job as my best man in Cyprus and was also inju… Read more

I have known Murphaldo for over 15 years and can honestly say that l would have no hesitation in having him arrested on trumped up charges and birched by a taciturn man in a string vest and sock suspenders at the first available opportunity. That said, he made an excellent job as my best man in Cyprus and was also injured in the line of duty on my stag night in Amsterdam, sustaining a nasal bridge injury after being hit by a battery operated 'old lad' propelled by Ms Exotica Stormtrooper from her mimsy. The man deserves a medal, but will probably not get one. He has charm, he has wit, he has a strange unearthly gait......oh what a giveaway! Come on ladies, you'll get your moneys worth with this one. Why l oughta!