Fat, Old and Ugly. I live on a small farm where I am just another member of our personal zoo. (zoo... as in: guiennie birds, peacocks, pigeons, sheep, goats, dogs, cats, easter egg chickens, crested pollock chickens, ducks (this doesn't include coyotes, red-tailed hawks, owls, badgers, missouri pole cats or the pretty little yellow or blue colored birdies...)