Testimonials

Cid says:

An extremely dangerous specimen, this one. He lives fast and breaks all the rules; Marlowe hits like Tyson, mouths off like Rimbaud. His wit is so scathing it burns the mutton chops off rednecks; his words are explosive, like smoking Lucky Strikes in a gasoline bathtub. He's a fiendish mutant, too dangerou… Read more

An extremely dangerous specimen, this one. He lives fast and breaks all the rules; Marlowe hits like Tyson, mouths off like Rimbaud. His wit is so scathing it burns the mutton chops off rednecks; his words are explosive, like smoking Lucky Strikes in a gasoline bathtub. He's a fiendish mutant, too dangerous to live, too weird to die. He beds women the way some guys collect stamps, and they all hang around him, giggling and pawing at him. It's disturbing how easily he corrupts those girls, turns them into sensual divas eager to please... I hear he can even breakdance on par with Jackson at his peak. My God, what a guy. Still...for all of that he still hasn't beaten Metroid Prime, so he's still a sucka.

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July 14, 2004
John G. says:

Oh mah gawd, Marlowe is like, so toadally the cutest guy EVAR! Sweet sexah thang, mmm mmm MMM! He's a hunka hunka burnin' love. And the Chat God. And a pretty groovy guy. All bow to Marlowe.

July 5, 2004