Nate and I go waaaay back. Back to the great teddy bear war. I served as a tanker,blowing up gingerbread houses and what not. Nate,served on the other side. Yes Nate was indeed a teddy bear. Me and my squad were defending civilians from this great foe. I was suddenly wounded in the leg. Hubbabubba. As… Read more

Nate and I go waaaay back. Back to the great teddy bear war. I served as a tanker,blowing up gingerbread houses and what not. Nate,served on the other side. Yes Nate was indeed a teddy bear. Me and my squad were defending civilians from this great foe. I was suddenly wounded in the leg. Hubbabubba. As my leg oozed red cherry flavored goop, i staggerd to a safe (well, safer) location. I was tempeted to lick my wounds, but thats another story. Anyways, i was closing my eyes and i heard a strange sound. "Haxx.....Haxxx....HAXXXX" A voice boomed. "Ohhhhmagawwwdd.....tissss....issss...HaxX..." I stood up, fearing for my life. And pulled my bayonted-raygun out and pointed it upwards. Then i was suddenly attacked by a enormous green bear with a axe. "Ohhh ma gawdd!!!11ONE!11 YOU ARE TEH HAXXXXX!!!!!!!" I lunged at the beast with my bayonet, i could feel it ripping,tearing, and shredding his gummy skin. "Slash and gash and cutcha a new ass!" I yelled. "HAAAAAXXXXXXX1!!!!!!11!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!!1! The beast fell to the ground with an enormous thud. I ignored my wounds and continued to search for my team. After meeting with Dano, Stricker, and Gabbey, they blocked me and i had to wonder alone. But i returned to the sight of the horrible battle between me and the bear, but found a boy lying there. "Young boy" I said "Were is the bear that laid there once?" He replyed. "Sir, i was the bear." "You cured my horrible illn-HAAXxXxX-ness." I stared at the boy for a second, trying to see if he reminded me of anything. He didn't So i hearded two of every animal on earth on to a big boat, and beat the carp outta everysingle one of them Thats why whenever a lot of animals are in one place together its called a ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!!!!!!