Had he less of a conscience, he would have made an excellent porn director. You know, the gay kind, with a couple of young men and lots of lube. But nooooo. He's married (much to Mabel's regret) and spends his days shooting and interviewing hot chicks (much to the hot chicks' regret), but little do we know that wheneve… Read more

Had he less of a conscience, he would have made an excellent porn director. You know, the gay kind, with a couple of young men and lots of lube. But nooooo. He's married (much to Mabel's regret) and spends his days shooting and interviewing hot chicks (much to the hot chicks' regret), but little do we know that whenever he daydreams, he imagines a well-lit bedroom set, with a naked Lance Bass in front of the camera and himself directing the action.