i smell like chlorine. i always have songs stuck in my head. i throw fits about incorrect grammar. i only function well from about 8:00 pm to 3:00 am. i share awkward occurrences with people, hoping that the same thing has happened to them... a lot of the time, it hasn't. i want to be a stand-up comedian. tim mcilrath, catinca untaru, zach braff, and kevin malady are my top four life heroes, but there are many more. i love hotel rooms, continental breakfasts, and midnight gas station bathroom stops. oh, and towns known for obscure things... like giant spoons or being the birthplace of the towel. i hate when people are hung up on definitions; life is 100% grey area, get used to it.