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Fred Weasley is still alive to me! He just took a Fainting Fancy and hasn't taken the antidote yet :)

 

 

  

 

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1.Real Tokio Hotel fans know more songs than Monsoon

2.Real Tokio Hotel fans know the names of everyone in the band

3.Real Tokio Hotel fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real Tokio Hotel fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing B'ills hair, Bill's feminine features or Tom's dredlocks.

5.Real Tokio Hotel fans shop for hours just to find something similar to what they wear.

6.Real Tokio Hotel fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Bill".

7.Real Tokio Hotel fans ask their mommy what’s for dinner and are disappointed when she doesn’t say the Kaulitz twins.

8.Real Tokio Hotel fans ask for Georg for Christmas and cry when they don’t get him.

9.Real Tokio Hotel fans do dirty things with their Tokio Hotel posters and are proud to admit it.

10.Real Tokio Hotel fans sleep with a picture of Tokio Hotel and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.

11.Real Tokio Hotel fans piss themselves when they see them on T.V.

12.Real Tokio Hotel fans would admit to let them rape you.

13.Real Tokio Hotel fans have this on their profile.

 

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

 

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

 

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

 

It's the times we're so crazy,

that people think we're high.

It's the times we laugh so hard,

we can't help but cry.

It's all the inside jokes

and "remember whens".

those are all the reasons

that we're best friends!

 

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them

 

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

 

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."

 

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

 

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

 

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.

 

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

 

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other got out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man he saw it too!

 

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

 

8 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

 

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

 

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

  

In Honor of Stupid People

 

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

 

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

 

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

 

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"

(and that would be how???....)

 

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

 

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

 

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

 

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....)

 

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?

 

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

 

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

 

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

  

You know your obsessed with Harry Potter when:

 

1. You sit on your bedroom floor and think about your fav character for 3 hours straight

 

2. Your fav sport is Quidditch

 

3. You want to be one of the Weasleys

 

4. You hate anyone who hates Harry Potter

 

5. When Cedric died at the end of the fourth film, you cried

 

6. Whenever you see an snowy owl, you scream 'HEDWIG!!!'

 

7. Whenever you see an owl flying all wonky n' stuff (xD) you scream 'ERROL!!!'

 

9. Whenever someone calls Draco Malfoy just Malfoy, you scream 'ITS DRACO, NOT MALFOY!'

 

10. When you read the seventh book and Fred died, you cried harder than you did when Cedric died.

 

11. When the fifth film came out on DVD, you had a party!

 

12. You want a pure white male ferret so you can call him Draco

 

13. You NAG your parents crazy to go see the Half-Blood Prince

 

14. You didn't notice there isn't a number 8

 

15. You went back to look.

 

16. You laughing and putting this on your profile

   

!SLYTHERIN!

   

So I was all

 

'Avada Kedavra'

 

and he was like

 

'dead'

 

- Voldemort

   

Its my birthday

 

tomorrow!

 

.....

 

-bang!-

 

BAD DOBBY!

 

- Dobby the house elf

   

Oooh...

 

hello gorgeous!

 

Look at your

 

lucious white/blonde hair

 

and those

 

gorgeous blue/grey eyes

 

and your...

 

HOLY CRAP POTTER!

 

THIS IS MY PRIVATE TIME!!!

 

- Draco Malfoy

 

21 THINGS GIRLS DON'T REALIZE ABOUT GUYS

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....

 

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

 

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

 

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

 

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

 

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

 

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

 

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

 

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

 

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

 

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

 

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is

Guys rarely say that

 

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

 

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

 

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking

something.

 

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

 

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

 

18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

 

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!

Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

 

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

 

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

 

-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

 

-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

 

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