Hailing from the distant planet of Commeria, I choose earth as my host planet where I could elevate the indigenous population’s consciousness with good design.

To learn the human form of communication, I've digested hours of Mr. Rogers perfecting my dialect and mannerisms. Feeling I could safely interact with the human race and not expose my true identity, I, "the Commerian" attended Wichita State University pursuing a bachelor’s degree in Graphic Design. Upon completion of my degree, I began my ascension to the design hall of fame working for local creative companies, where I quickly drew national attention with my subtle and nuanced design. Today, I'm working for Associated Advertising where my skills and mannerisms are greatly appreciated and revered.