I asked, they told me:

being a Virgo

You are a pain in the ass. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo".Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts.You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car".

Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you.