I spent four years wandering through Sherwood forest looking for evidence of Robin Hood. Nah that's a lie, sorry. I spent it mainly hiding in my A wing cell at Parkhurst. It was a terrible time. I wont go into the reasons I was in there as I dont want to put anyone off but lets just say I'm not dangerous... anymore. They wouldnt have let me our if I was, right? huh? Makes sense, eh? Yes.

But listen, if for some reason you ever come into to contact with my mum can you keep the prison thing under wraps? She was disappointed enough about my waste of four years in that sodding forest. Cheers. You're the greatest.