Occasionally good mother. Quilter. Friend. Expensive Scotch Drinker. Daughter. Voracious reader. Foodie. A trying to be confident mountain biker. Chocoholic. Former competitive swimmer and rower. Sushi fiend. Fan of the Oxford Comma. Cookie Monster. Sister. Tea drinker. Armchair Traveller. Supplier of tickles and giggles. Major Oilers Fan. Long-distance Auntie. Smart-ass. Hopeful writer. Liberal Arts-school snob. One-time safe-sex educator. Proud Edmontonian. Wishful Haligonian. Not-so-secret Ultimate Fighting junkie. Ex-beer cart girl. Bad, lazy golfer. Pretend photographer. Lover of all bodies of water. Jogger, not a runner. Reluctant car aficionado. Sudoku addict. Despiser of country music. Potential quilt teacher. Environmentalist. Confident Woman. Thirty-something. Loud talker. Cranium star. Ukrainian girl. The bestest wife ever.