Overweight and seriously underemployed. I love music, music, and music. Oh, and reading and taking photos. And writing, especially poetry and song lyrics. I am political to the point of lunacy.

I am a lunatic. Probably. My ambition is to find a man who loves me, or a woman, and who has excellent personal hygiene (but not to the point of stupidity), clean teeth, plays guitar or piano or both, and lives in Orkney. They'd best also be single when I meet them!