Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Nietzsche

As John Steinbeck once said:

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too

old to fight, he'll just kill you.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. --- Mark Twain

Doing easily what others find it difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.

Henri-Frederic Amiel