Thirty three... Stationed in North Carolina for a few years...

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Please yourself... for you can never make others happy at all times, happiness must come from within.

And... I've determined that ladies wear thongs for two reasons... one being that they desire for it to be removed with someone's teeth...