Well hello crypt cats, Butch R. Cleaver here!

Welcome to the virtual backyard BBQ that is "Meet Cleaver Theatre"Building a brave new world of movie-hosting with the Horror Hosting community's first "Post-Nuclear"Family!

Direct from Thrills-ville, Ohio, the Cleavers & friends bring you deliciously rotten TV Dinner entertainment! From Sci-fi to Horror...Beatnik to Kung-fu...Modern Masterpieces to Cult Classics...The Swank to the Stank, you're sure to find a flavor you'll come to savor...no matter how bad your taste is!

We'd describe our show as the by-product of a frightening (yet strangely erotic) copulation between Barbara Billingsley and Tim Burton... while Donna Reed watches."

It's a dash of rockabilly, a smatter of the sublime and heaping scoop of hep all folded into some of your favorite b-movies from the 40s-90s.

So don't be a square! Pull up a bean bag, mix up an eyeball martini and curl up with some of those familiar drive-in favorites you love to loathe!