JPII kicks ass ! You might think a dead pope can't take good photos, but you haven't seen JPII's. That's because you are not holy enough. I can see them because I am holier than thou. You have to be pretty damn close to sainthood, otherwise the photos are completely invisible. Voting groups can't touch JPII because … Read more

JPII kicks ass ! You might think a dead pope can't take good photos, but you haven't seen JPII's. That's because you are not holy enough. I can see them because I am holier than thou. You have to be pretty damn close to sainthood, otherwise the photos are completely invisible. Voting groups can't touch JPII because God has already declared his works of art as being worthy of eternal life. But JPII isn't just the greatest photographer Heaven has ever seen. No, he is also quite the clever practical joker, as well as a connoisseur of fine whisky and beer. This former Pope loves to hit the pubs, excels at Karaoke, and is even more fun in bed, if you can get him to go home with you - there's a long waiting list for his services. Shit. I'm going straight to hell.