I am terrified of the brevity of life and I want to experience as much of life as I can.

I don't want life to ever be serious. My childhood was too serious, so I plan on making up for it for the rest of my life.

I make art. I love art. I love making art for other people to love.

I might be one of the funniest people you've ever met. I get told this. It's because I'm a little heartless and a little too thoughtful. I am beast at extended metaphors and double entendres. I am politically incorrect and too smart for my own good.

I know random facts, I can spell just about anything, I can do your math homework, I can translate inappropriate Latin graffiti, I can train horses, I can make eggs-in-a-basket, I can stand on one leg forever, I can sail a Catamaran (kind of boat), I can do all manner of random and barely useful things.

I'm a nomad.