Sam is one of the fifteen most evil people in the Western Hemisphere. Special curses have been written spesifically to denounce him, and accordingly he has been barred from many of Britian's towns, suburbs and seaside resorts. Always a misanthrope, Sam can be found muttering dark, furtive insults in the labrynth of… Read more

Sam is one of the fifteen most evil people in the Western Hemisphere. Special curses have been written spesifically to denounce him, and accordingly he has been barred from many of Britian's towns, suburbs and seaside resorts. Always a misanthrope, Sam can be found muttering dark, furtive insults in the labrynth of doom he calls his home. Like Neil Armstrong he refuses to give autographs. Like Hitler he takes six spoonfuls of sugar in his tea. Sam lives alone, save for Hengest his pet otter. He is most often recognised for his unusal habit of wearing a pointed "wizard hat" at all times.