Single and gagging for it, with 4 kids and two ex wives to support, I thought if I turned pro I could earn a bit more money. I know I wouldn't see the money, they would but hey, what's the point in moaning, no bugger listens!!

I am currently touring as a Shrek lookalike and my friends say I don't even need the make up!!!

I am still seeking my very own Fiona, (because Cameron Diaz is taken), so all you wonderful, gorgeous lady photographers out there, have a heart and contact me!

So, take a look at my photos, feel free to critique them and praise if you feel like it.

Good luck and happy days.............