What can be said of PK that hasn't been expressed in various reruns of Family Matters? Swashbuckler? Deviant? Suave shopper? Perhaps. But, unlike all other stories, this one ends with the villain winning. Sorry to spoil it but it does. Anyhow, his story, like most, started with a freight train out of the small town … Read more

What can be said of PK that hasn't been expressed in various reruns of Family Matters? Swashbuckler? Deviant? Suave shopper? Perhaps. But, unlike all other stories, this one ends with the villain winning. Sorry to spoil it but it does. Anyhow, his story, like most, started with a freight train out of the small town Rocket Falls; which ironically enough was destroyed by rockets. For, it was on this faithful locomotive that his life's calling would begin. On board, he befriended a toothless wizard making his way to Shangri-L.A. The dentally challenged spell caster introduced a young PK to his first camera. Once used by a blind gorgon from Greece to tame the gods, the wizard bequeathed the shutter box, but giving him heed to the curse that it possessed. "You must take a picture everyday in order to repress the evils of the camera. For within, an horror that could bring destruction to all, dwells," the wizard spoke. Distracted by its shiny exterior, PK was oblivious to the wizards warnings. And thus, on the third day, the evil was released. Devastated by his error, PK vowed to redeem his actions, and his reward points. By finding the soft-mouthed wizard, PK hoped an answer to slaying the demons could be learned. In Shangri-L.A., now torn and tattered, PK came across the mumbling wizard. Dying of a bullet wound from a rival gang (yeah, wizards have gangs too, shut up and let me finish), the wizard spoke of what needed to be done. There was a long drawn out scene where the wizard slowly bleed out in PK's arms but the dialogue was just jargon. I mean, he had blood coming out his mouth on top of the fact he had no teeth. So, yeah, hard to understand but I'll sum it up: Take pictures, enslaving the horrors back in the world they belong. And so he set off... again. But, this time to fix the world of its condemnation. Which was his fault to begin with. It is in this part of his journey that we meet. Providing the aid of my awesome sword and mystical powers and shit. We both set out to correct the wrong in the word. Which he created technically. AND SO THE STORY CONTINUES.... FUCK! I almost totally forgot. I got on the rant about the demons and shit I forgot to talk about his photography and stuff. It's good stuff.