The older I get, the more I distrust the theory that age brings wisdom.

I have proven this over and over during my long (don't laugh) life. If I don't remember wrong I was a pretty smart kid. Some might insist "smartass" is more correct, but I don't agree. After all, I survived not just my relatives, but also my teachers and fellow inmates at my school.

With my sanity intact. Some might argue that, of course, but I don't. Arguing with me is rather pointless anyway. I'm so stubborn mules want to take lessons from me and donkeys secretly hate me. They are not the only ones.