I gotta watch what I say about Surlyturk--word gets around and the word on the street is he knows people. People who need people. Lucky people. People who make slug soup for fun and surgically remove their own solar keratoses. People who play guitar with their toes cuz their hands have been taught various lessons i… Read more

I gotta watch what I say about Surlyturk--word gets around and the word on the street is he knows people. People who need people. Lucky people. People who make slug soup for fun and surgically remove their own solar keratoses. People who play guitar with their toes cuz their hands have been taught various lessons in the past. Now the mere fact that I'm writing this testimonial says that I gotta pass TO write this and to explain about the surreal probability that surlyturk's photos are optically chosen, prewoven, frozen-- into the very rayon of space and time. I write this with blundering wonder and tip the pastoral fedora to Surlyturk and to the fact that (at least for now) I'm not typing with my feet!

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