Testimonials

He smells AMAZING, like naked tuna in a fjord, in a Baltic land far far away...

December 5, 2005

This boy's got balls that can penetrate denim like a warm log through soggy paper. Approach with caution...

December 1, 2005
Victorious Ticket (deleted)

The man is a sex Mammoth. Don't get too close he WILL make you sterile.

August 30, 2005