I am a writer with a boring day job, office bitch and pencil pusher. I use MICROSOFT OUTLOOK and Yahoo! Mail to send out my messages which are rays of sunshine across the interwebs.

I recently moved from the lovely Filthadelphia to a small town in New Jersey. While I miss my city of Bro-Lo, I find my cute little town quite charming. I date a boy named SHZ, who shares a robot core with me. We like to geek out in any way possible and sometimes our glasses bump together while we're making out.

Some other random notes about Ze Brickthrower -

Obsessed with fictional characters HARRY POTTER, LEGOLAS, and DR GREGORY HOUSE. Yuppie...Wishes "The Doctor" Tom Baker was my uncle...Actually enjoys watching Baseball...Pirate-core...Wielder of Hanzo Steel...Foodie whose finally trying to learn to cook - santoku knife and williams and sonoma saute pan in HAND!...avid K-J Chard consumer...Likes to be aesthetically pleased...Out of practice poet. I am THEE MOST WRETCHED.