Hey, I'm Maddy.

I love Harry Potter.

My Favorite bands are All Time Low, Jonas Brothers, Mayday Parade, The Maine, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, and like 3,000 more. So yeah.

    

WRITTEN BY A GUY!!!:

we don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the

room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us,

yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes

without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

 

We don't care if a guy calls>OR T EXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning

we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait

till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/

cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

 

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

 

let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

 

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

 

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel

the need to

wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my

tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

 

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don' t get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney

is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'

i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me

with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or

whatever else you can think of.

( on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right

by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter

respect Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, So we hope that all

the girls that read this will repost this

 

*Holdin Hands

Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold

Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head

on his shoulder

Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give

her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her

too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his

chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat

Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

 

By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

Girls repost as: written by a guy :]

Guys post as: Girls need to realize

 

Tanner Martin

AKA Jiffy

 

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (put a line by the ones you are.)

 

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

____I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

____I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

____I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

____I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

____I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

____I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

____I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

____I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

_____Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

___I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (barely)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

___I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

___I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

___I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (techincally its orchestra....)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

____I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

____I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

___I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

 

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

 

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

____I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

___I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

___I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

___I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I know a few)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

___I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

___I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

___I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

___My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

__I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

__I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (not alot)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

__I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

___I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

___I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

__ like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

___I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

___I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

___I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

___I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

___I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

___I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

___I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

__I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

__I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

__I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

 

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

___I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

 

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

___I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

__I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

__I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

__I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

__I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

__I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

__I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

  

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