Well... I am the president, CEO, and resident god of Mellifluous Hullabaloo Music Documentation, the most incredible indie label that you're never heard of. Yet...

Otherwise, I'm as awkward as a third leg, as articulate as a mouth devoid of a tongue, and as smooth as chunky peanut butter spread over gravel. That being said, I'm sure you'll find me irresistible.

If you wanna hear some of my stupid music, go to www.myspace.com/sonicrubbish or www.virb.com/derivativecontrivance or www.myspace.com/dacoolsters