Urm...I'm a computer programmer who couldn't get a job in Puerto Rico doing programming, so I started selling framed photographs digitally edited to look like paintings. Now that drunk tourists have bought these things, I have delusions of grandeur. The fact I ran out of money anyway doesn't faze me at all.

I often enjoy the irony of the starving techy turning to a life of art to financially support himself. I wonder how to capture it in a photograph.

I'm 35 and I wrote most of this 5 years ago.

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