Sentimental, gleeful, and personable me says:

I am in this for the photography, the artistic expression, the appreciation of nature, and the capture of what is beautiful in this world... and sometimes not so beautiful, because both exist. You can look at my photostream and see some of the things I like. If you like what I post, by all means, follow or comment. I take it somewhat seriously and enjoy others who do likewise, and I may follow you, too, as I will probably appreciate your work.

Cynical, darkly humorous, and sarcastic me says:

Please do not fave my pics or follow me if your sole motivation lies in providing me the displeasure of seeing 15,247 pics of your toe fetish collection, a photostream of your wife provocatively posing in a kiddie pool filled with Tender Beef and Liver flavored Fancy Feast, or any other undesired bullshit that exceeds even my skewed imagination. You won't find any of that here, so what makes you think I'll like it over there? Should I be suddenly overcome by the desire to vomit uncontrollably, I'll choose my own means by which to do so, and at least catch a buzz first by knocking back a tasty case of warm PBR and 15 Mexican pizzas from Taco Bell. Yummy! And I won't be following you back anyway, therefore, such efforts on your part will be a futile waste of the precious time you could better spend striving to be more normal. Get it? Got it? Good!