I am a temporary parental replacement tasked with maintaining the illusion of order. Always more than willing to halfassedly halfass myself through any fullass or halfass situation. Take a peice of paper and draw a line on it. Turn and face the farthest wall, keeping the paper in front of you and the line parrallel to yourself. Now grab the pencil or pen you drew that line with, and throw it (over the line) across the room. I'm that pen(cil).