THE SECRET THRILLS OF HEAD-SHAVING, MOHAWKS, INITIATION HAIRCUTS, HUMILIATING CLIPPER JOBS & PUNISHMENT HAIRCUTS.. ARE YOU MISSING OUT ON ALL THE EXCITING HEAD-SHAVING FUN?

MOST (BUT NOT ALL) OF THESE PHOTO CAPTIONS ARE PURE FANTASY. WHENEVER ONE SEES AN ESPECIALLY EXCITING PHOTO, ONE ALWAYS WONDERS WHAT WAS THE REAL STORY BEHIND THE PHOTO. THESE CAPTIONS ARE MERELY A GOOD FAITH, FUN-FILLED, WELL-INTENTIONED EFFORT TO INVENT A TOTALLY FICTIONAL STORY TO MATCH THE OTHERWISE UNEXPLAINED PHOTO. FOR THAT REASON, MOST OF THESE CAPTIONS SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LITERALLY -- ALTHOUGH A FEW ARE FACT-BASED. IF IN DOUBT, YOU SHOULD ASSUME IT'S FICTION. IF I HADN'T WRITTEN THESE FANTASY CAPTIONS, YOU'D BE MAKING UP YOUR OWN EXCITING FANTASIES TO EXPLAIN EACH OF THESE DELICIOUS PHOTOS.

TO PROTECT PRIVACY, I HAVE CAREFULLY DELETED ALL NAMES EXCEPT FOR THE VERY FEW FACT-BASED CAPTIONS. BUT IF YOUR FACE IS DEPICTED IN ANY OF THESE PHOTOS -- AND IF YOU OBJECT TO THE FUN-FILLED, LIGHT-HEARTED, WELL-INTENTIONED FANTASY -- JUST LET ME KNOW AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO DELETE YOUR PHOTO IMMEDIATELY. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BE HURT OR NEEDLESSLY EMBARRASSED BY ANY OF THESE FICTIONAL CAPTIONS.. I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE LOADS OF FUN WITH THEIR OWN SEXUALITY. SO RELAX, FOLKS. IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL AND HEALTHY. GET OVER IT. . .